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COCKS?

Source

Barack Obama Word Asscociation!

Edited in by Dj Jimmy Pop

Endorphin 3d animator for free:

http://www.naturalmotion.com/ele.htm

Anyways, i’m done for now.

Actually you know what, Just tune this video out…

Please especially tune out the last few seconds with the angelic HEEEEE!

First I had midterms last Friday, today, and one more this coming Friday. They all of should been earlier but School was postponed because of the not-to-long ago hurricane that hit us.

So there was that

Then there was Halloween!

Yep. That’s me and my girlfriend. Fair amounts of alcohol were consumed.

We also had one of those nice elections I have heard so much about. We both voted for Obama. I can’t wait until Bush is out.

Coincidentally, we also celebrated our two year anniversary! She made me a FUCKING WII CAKE! I got her  some flowers. We are both poor college students and wanted to pool our money to get out of here for the weekend.

Apologies for the sappy personal stuff, but I felt compelled to give you a good excuse for my absence.

More unrelated video game  news and music I like coming soon.

Alright, so i finally found a fitting custom header template for the blog and good thing about it is…

WE NOW KNOW WHO WROTE WHAT! No longer do we need to sign our posts!

SEXY SHIIIIT?!?!

Only thing is there is no more capitols in post titles. SO FORGET EM!

On an unrelated note,

NDS games onto your PC.

Step 1: Make a folder on your desktop called ‘lolNDS’. If it is not called lolNDS it will not work*.

Step 2: Download this: DeSmuME

Step 3: Dump all the contents of the ZIP into your ‘lolNDS’ folder

Step 4a: Download a .NDS ROM. Heres a good site. www.nds-roms.com

Step 4b: If you want the one im using right now its : WarioWare! Touched

Step 5: Put the NDS file after you download in ‘lolNDS’ folder. Now your folder should look like this

Step 7: Click on the DeSmuME app. Click on File>Open. Click on the .NDS Rom you want.

Step 8: Comment on this post and thank me for helping you.

Step 9: Ennnnnnjooooooy

-Jimmy

*Yes it will

EXTRA HELP AND SCREENSHOTS AFTER THE BREAK

Save/Load help

Click File>Save State>1-10 to save to a slot

Click File>Load State>1-10 to load a slot.

Click File>Save State As to save a certain name.

Click File>Load State As to load from a certain name

Now, i just post stupid crap with little to no value i find on the web.

FINISH HIM GONE WRONG

Lolshit from Planetrender.net…

(When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination.

I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have a digestional disorder that sometimes cause my shit to become large and quite solid while still inside me. I wasn’t aware it was a treatable problem and, in fact, just thought everyone had to deal with the equivalent of anal kidney stones. I bring this up because I had a mighty one which had been loaded into the gun for several days.

Let me set the scene. Her parents are away. We have her house to ourselves. She was always a little kinky so she demands we do it in her parents bed.

I walk in to a candle holocaust. She’s been working on this all day apparently, and its as bright as high noon in there with the lights off. Which is good, because she proceeds to do a sweet, sexy little dance for me. At 16, she was AMAZING. For those of you who never experienced a female at that age, I pity the fool.

Now I’m sitting on the bed, watching this dance. I smile and tell her how good she looks. Unfortunately, most of my attention is focused on the dull throbbing from my sphincter and the large amount of intestinal discomfort associated with not dropping duce in days. But somehow I still get hard and we go to town.

She starts out on top, then we switch. I bend her over the bed, and I even smack her ass (a ballsy move at the time, but she loved it). Due to my built up distraction, I last for what seems like FOREVER. She can’t stop moaning and telling me how good it feels, and then she says what every man wants to hear “I want to make you go in my mouth.” I fucking love women.

So she goes down on me. She was always average at best in the head department but at least she tried. She pops my cock out of her mouth long enough to look up at me and say “tell me if you like this”. Then I feel it.

She stuck her finger up my ass.

My brain hits the panic switch and every muscle in my entire body locks up tighter than a three year old virgin. But its too late.

I take a massive, PAINFUL, PAINFUL shit, all over her parents comforter.

No, you aren’t understanding. I mean large. Huge. IMMENSE. Take your largest shit and multiple it by forty-two and you’ll have an idea of what flew out of me.

And gents, when I say flew, I don’t mean “I pooped.” I mean “projectile”. I mean “hurricane force winds hitting an umbrella stand”. And due to my condition, it comes out as a large, dark brown, smelly harpoon.

I know it hit her. I didn’t see it. She ran screaming “OH MY GOD OHMYGODOHMYGODEEEEEWWWWWWWW” but I always imagined that, due to her position, it hit her right in the chin. Or at least the tits.

I would like to say I got up to go after her. But I heard the bathroom door shut and I just lied there. The smell hit me after a few seconds. It smelled like someone rolled a cat in shit and threw it into a tire fire. I looked down and saw, to date, the largest bowel movement I’ve ever heard of laying on the bed. Then I noticed the blood, and when I did, I noticed the pain.

Apparently the fact that it was so large caused it to rip my ass a little bit (thought I was bleeding from the inside. This little doctors trip the next day is what taught me of my condition). There was a small pool of blood where my ass had been. A final reminder of the exact place and moment I lost my virginity. I will treasure this memory for all my days.

I grab my shit with my hands and go to the downstairs bathroom. I throw around 1/3 into the toilet and flush, fearing any more will clog it and only add to my already significant woes.

I stand there, holding 2/3′s of my biggest shit of all time, feeling a trickle of blood flow down my leg, trying to ignore the sharp pain stabbing my rectum. I find myself wishing I had a photo of this.

Anyway, I finish flushing my baby, clean off my hands, jam toilet paper between my cheeks (I skipped the bandaid) and went upstairs. I could hear my girlfriend sobbing from behind the bathroom door. I decided not to say anything to her and just keep moving. The smell in her parents room was abysmal. Its like when you take a crap and walk out of the bathroom you think “hey not so bad today,” but then you walk back in to grab your magazine and go “HOLY SHIT!”. It was one of those moments.

The scene is burned behind my eyelids for all time. My life. My shame. My very first time smelled like a pile of dead babies. I quickly got dressed since the heat from ten thousand candles was making the room feel more like a port-a-potty. I was aware enough to grab the comforter on my way out and drag it downstairs to their washer. Also the top and bottom sheets since the blood had leaked on through all the way to mattress. Still no sign of the GF but at this point I considered it a blessing.

I jammed in the washer with 3 loads worth of detergent and set it on spin, knowing that not even the hand of God would save these linens, let alone Tide and Snuggles.

Then I left. I avoided my GF’s calls for days until she came to my house. We had a long talk about what happened. Talk being synonymous with “breaking up with me because I crapped on her”. And it was all over. She promised not to tell a soul and I don’t THINK she ever did. She was probably as ashamed as I was about the whole deed. But I will always this happening as the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me.)

lolk, done here.

-James/Sliferz

Credits after the break

Sing it bruv

You can shake it all around
You can go up and down
You can lose what you found
But you can’t ignore my techno

You can go west or east
Confess your sins to a priest
You can slay the wicked beast
But you can’t ignore my techno

You can go to the doctor
You can cough in his face
Infect the whole human race
But you can’t ignore my techno

You can laugh you can cry
You can live you can die
Spend your days asking why?
But you can’t ignore my techno

You can trip on my synthesizer
Electronic world for every boy and every girl
You can trip on my synthesizer
In the end technology unto the world will set us free

Be all that you can be
Just as long as you are free
You were blind and now you see
That which is my techno

You can trip on my synthesizer
Electronic world for every boy and every girl
You can trip on my synthesizer
In the end technology unto the world will set us free

You can trip on my
You can trip on my
You can trip on my
You can trip
You can trip
You can trip on my synthesizer
You can trip on my synthesizer
Let’s go

-Jimmy